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Mattster steps through the temple doors. The place is full of old cloaked guys praying and stuff. Man this is boring , he thinks to himself as he leaves and ...

Mr Knight finally wakes up from the dead faint he fell into upon seeing Alice materialise on the ship. "Geez, it's about time," Mattster grumbles as Mr Knight climbs off ...

"Umm Rick... well I think she's in the Grandiose Nebula." "Yeah but why do you think that?" "I - I, well..." Mattster glances at Mr Knight. "Mr Knight!" Rick runs ...

"Adam, I uh... I have a hunch. We should go to the Grandiose Nebula." Mattster tries to make his face look as though he hadn't read this information off a ...

Mr Knight stops Mattster. "It's useless. He's not here." "What?" Mattster snaps. "How do you know?" "Because of this." Mr Knight produces a small beeping piece of equipment from inside ...

Meanwhile, Mr Knight has been assigned to share Mattster's bedroom, since it's the only one with a spare bed. Mattster has since been begging to swap beds with someone... everyone ...

Blast your sardines! Anyway, no more matching things to me 'cause I think I'm spamming this thread up too much. Lucy, I shall match you with this adorable moose. He's ...

Why does everything I love run away??? *cries* And no. No. No. NO. NOOO. (no offense Lucy). Incidentally, my new match is a jar of jam. And NO ONE will ...

After everyone returned to the ship and found the letter... "Hold the phone..." Mattster thinks (he lacks experience and therefore it takes a little while). "That was the King of ...

"Wow. Bella, remind me to stay on your good side." Mattster grins. "Now... to Jamland!" "Hang on..." Bella suggests. "Shouldn't we be getting back to the ship? Now that we ...

Matterster's cupcake and...DQ! Mattster, doesn't this make you fel jealous? Cupcake, I find your lack of faith disturbing... VERY disturbing. Therefore, I now match myself up with... umm... this box ...

Mr Knight quickly turns to Mattster while Bella is undoing her invisibility spell. "Oh, and before I forget -" Mr Knight pulls out his lance, mutters a few words (which ...

The Jamland city gates were in view when Mr Knight stopped and turned to Mattster. "You... I can tell. You're linked to a ship... the YWS... Highwind. Yes, that's right," ...

Mattster and Mr Knight (that is not his name, but Mattster calls him that because it annoys him) make their way to Jamland. "So, Mr Knight -" " Don't call ...

Mattster wakes in the middle of a forest... "What the... Have I been drinking again?" Mattster climbs to his feet and notices a knight repeatedly prodding him with a long ...