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Matt! Wake up! "Ugughh... Cookies?" Argh! Wake up, you fat braindead nincompoop! "I'm not fat!" Mattster sat up in bed. "Is that you, Ned? Why weren't you answering before?" I ...

"Matt," Adam asked after a few minutes. "Ask Ned whether he can track Jay at the moment." "Sure." Mattster delved into his mind. "Hey, Mr Knight. Is Jay nearby?" ... ...

Mattster went and stood by the window as they left Earth's vicinity. "Should I tell them I'm not from Earth at all?" The way you behave? How could they not ...

"Hey everyone!" Mattster shouts, running out of the ship. "Guess what! Adam's free and he - oh... Well... I knew first!" No, I did. "Shut up, you." Not yet. I ...

Hey!... How strange. "... what is it? I'm trying to sleep." Apparently Jay was just in Atlantis for no more than a few seconds. Right near Adam, if I'm not ...

Well done, you dork. I've lost track of Jay again. "It wasn't my bleedin' fault!" Mattster shouts inwardly. "That jackass entered my mind, if you'd forgotten! The same way you ...

Mattster and Rick stand outside the holding cell, inside of which Jay sits, as still as a chimpanzee. That is dead. "You owe me," Jay says suddenly. It isn't a ...

Mattster bolted to the balcony on which Adam was standing. "Adam! Come on! Quick!" Adam grinned. "Matt, I know you like blasting Jay but please calm down." "Not that! Bella's ...

Mattster finds his hand bound in a huge metallic cuff which is attached by a chain to the big armoured man... No, wait! Mattster pulls the man's chest armour open ...

... how the hell did I get back on the ship? Mattster sneaks onto the bridge when he's sure Alice and Bella have gone back to sleep. What are we ...

"Umm, I dunno." Mattster replies. "I actually thought it was the opposite way." "Matt, Nutty's right. It's that way." Ned adds. "Shut up!" Mattster exclaims; Nutty glares at him. "Aagh! ...

"Mattster, listen." says someone. "Who said that?" Mattster says out loud. Everyone stares at him. "It's me... Ned." "Ned??" Mattster says to himself, silently this time. "Yes, Ned." The voise ...

"Hey," Mattster blurts out, "does anyone know where Mr Knight went?" Everyone looks at him. "Mr... Knight?" Alice asks uncertainly. "You know! The secret agent who disguised himself as a ...

How odd. Name: Mattster, aka Matt, aka "shut up, you" Gender: Male Race: Human (I think) Description: Red hair (actual red, not the orange that everyone calls red), grey/silver eyes, ...

Just then Mattster appears. "Hello... ladies," he grins at the attractive Miranda. "Buzz off," she replies.