bubblewrapped

^ is an absentminded genius (let all absentminded geniuses....um. what was I saying? Oh yes. The battle of Hastings...)

Is that a rhetorical question?

Actually, I am! Are you psychic?

Mice

^^ doesnt like eating worms

I've never been a Pokemon fan. What did niteowl say in her post that made me skip her question?

Why ask if one does not expect an answer?

jokes (how many ... does it take to turn a lightbulb?)

What does torture mean?

The Disappearing Cow (Your username, bluecows, reminds me of this incident involving a cow that disappeared from a fenced field...heheh long story)

Buy

Desire

I've had one, thanks. Have you met the Muffin Man?

Ooh I have some more: - when people go suddenly quiet after I say something, so that I feel like everyone's staring at me and I have food in my ...

9/10 cool but - I dunno. Not my thing, I guess.