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I would snatch you by the shoulders and scream, 'Calm the EFF down! CALM the EFF...DOWN!!!!' What if you saw the cow jumping over the moon?

I would stab them 37 times in the chest and then chop of their hands, cook them up and eat them... Because my stomach was making the rubbings that only ...

I wouldn't hitch hike I would walk because I'm too suspicious of every strange person I meet of being a psychotic serial killer. I would walk to as many bus ...

I would give you a big hug and say, 'I LOVE YOU TOO!' What if Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Peregrin Took, and Merriodoc BrandyBuck all fell through your bedroom ceiling ...