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Zurich. Hi!!!!!!! My name is Ulysses, my wife's name is Uma, we live in Uganda, and we sell urinals.

Fortunately, there was a forest nearby for them to pee in.

Fortunately, the drunk men were happy.

What is an idiotic rich, black, human, and flies around at night? This sounds a little awkward. Maybe "what's idiotic, rich, human, and flies around at night" or "what's an ...

Fortunately, the village had a lot of water on hand.

Unfortunately, they consumed alcohol which poisoned them all immediately.

Unfortunately, ghosts have feelings too.

Hello! My name is Sam, my wife's name is Sarah, and we live in Switzerland, where we sell socks.

Unfortunately, the wolves came back as zombies and pillaged a nearby village.

First of all, Jay, the point was to make an "evil" speech to convince people and freak them out - as Azila pointed out. Second of all, I know all ...

Unfortunately, I had prion contamination and all the wolves died.

Hello! My name is Otis, my wife's name is Olivia, we live in Oregon, and we sell oddities.

Unfortunately, I fell in a ditch and died of pneumonia.

Hello, my name is Lloyd, my wife's name is Laura, we live in Lakeland, FL, and we sell lightbulbs.

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