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Unfortunately, I managed to kill everyone else instead.

Unfortunately, the increased intelligence made me realize the futility of life and caused you to commit suicide.

Unfortunately, they did a poor job of it and left some unconnected neurons.

Fortunately, nobody cared.

Fortunately you were already dead and didn't care.

Fortunately you were a serial killer and everybody else was glad to be rid of you.

Fortunately it stopped right next to a teleportation device and they were all transported to Sugarcandy Mountain.

Unfortunately, a meteor destroyed the Earth and they all died.

Hello, my name is Terry, and I hate fuzzy things. And ducks.

I was writing limericks and got really, really bored. So I made this one up. :smt093 There once was a kid with brown hair Who dragged puppies down to his ...

this is really hard to read. Not like you used too many big words or anything, but it's just too overwhelming. it takes so long to read one paragraph that ...

The current system of democracy in place will never work out. The United States and the rest of the free world have these ideals of a perfect utopian society, but ...

Cold fear pain. These were all the feelings that rushed through my body as I crashed head first into the sea of daggers. The icy water filled my lungs, as ...

yeah, the emoticons really detract from the story. also, you switch topics so fast that it really makes it hard to understand. the cat seems like she was the one ...