Zolen

Granted you are now a Snorlax I wish I was psychic

Logically it does not matter who's body it is, it matters who made it. As humans require two for that, in most situations that is a joint decision, as such, ...

Granted you now have 5 times the humanity of other people, which means you are a horrible flesh beast.

hm, -1 years old, so you look like an egg, and half of you has not arrived yet.

Since it's November, and you are already over 2000, the wish is fragmented and thinks you want to add on another 2000 in one day, you make it, but your ...

Fortunately, it was all a dream created in the mind of a 4 year old.

granted you are now infamous for your illegal money printing I wish I could grant wishes.

Pretty sure you just agreed with me but started off making it sound like you were disagreeing.

As someone who would not want to live if my mind was dying with no way to save it or if I had to live in constant pain. I believe ...

Here lies Deadman Born when he was born Died in the future Died due to a fear of nacho bell granda in his eye.

"You can fly!" What is something you should never say to a waiter?

Granted but they speak in text bubbles that explode into balls of rotten egg smelling gas. I wish I had the attention span needed to write books. (I enjoy it ...

Are you saying there are no more B-word, people born who's parents are not married, no more gay people to be called fa-word, no more people who suffer mental retardation? ...

No, the n-word and other slurs are not like other profanity. Slurs have historical context. It does matter who, in the past, used the words to hurt whom. Let me ...

Anything at all, half the time you would be perceived as a threat just for walking too fast, war is very rude like that. What is something you should never ...