Zolen

Snowed in, 2 days later and the snow is still pretty dry (meaning its not packing together, meanings its too cold to melt)

Tennis is actually interesting, golf is horrible if while eating smores in the woods a poisonous snake bit your friend on the butt and the only way to save them ...

Do you know anything about rape at all? Ever spoken to a real-life rape victim? Ever watched a story about rape on the news? How can you say rape culture ...

ALass

(but that avatar clearly has yellow hair, not blond) Roze13000000

Unfortunately, those citizens are cannibals and plan to eat you next

I recently wrote up a thesis on Dragon Scale Glasses, I actually look forward to how much the scientific community is going to rip into it, that means left field ...

ScrewtherulesIhavepurplehair

Deep frying takes longer, straight up burning can be done pretty fast before you stop feeling anything. Name your first born child Optumis Prime, or Octupus

NotJapanese

I gave the shark a jet pack, land shark was born. You tried to give it a high five

Quarter

You were near said giraffe when it exploded

Cliffs tend to be near water, which in theory there are ways to survive the fall into, skyscrapers however just have sharp and solid things that no trick can save ...

NotBlond