Zolen

Fortunately, that gave the snail super powers

Anti-Saxaphone

I had a son? What shouldn't you say to a street gang

fortunately, you had such epic diarrhea that it was all flushed out

Because Zolen. That is all

Wonderful taste in Animated movies.

BlondElf

21stNome

TinyBlackEyeHoles

City kid: get eaten country kid: walk out ten pounds heavier from the amazing dinner he found last night.

That awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and forget to leave

I decided to tell you where the treasure was. (it was a trap)

Hm, back when i was in high school I have seen a few cases of that, the most common solution girls employed was to start making fun of them, tell ...

Theraceofmen

@Deadman Oh gods that is funny when that happens, luckily most of my teachers actually know more so its not bad, but once for a required class [in computers] I ...