Zolen

death by meta death (lies i was alive)

death by zebra

why not everyone?

"Time to crash a plane into a building" what shouldn't you say to your boss?

You probably have an even better computer set up since you know what you are doing more then me!

granted it stops growing on trees and now grows in the ground. However, nobody realized or was prepared for it, so chocolate disappears. I wish I was famous and rich, ...

Granted, however the wish malfunctions and it thinks you want humanity to be taken over by aliens and you are locked in your last class while it happens. I wish ...

you tried to battle a dog big enough to ride into battle.

You tried to get your neck as long as a giraffes

*points at your avatar* ha I win the game

you died because I walked by, and my amazing is so powerful that the laser exploded, I then started tap dancing.

Air! You breathed it! yay you continue to exist through working lungs!

All mask should smile, including the one on your avatar. Which it does perfectly.

fortunately, they mistook blocks of wood as cellphones.

High five!