Zolen

"You can fly!" What is something you should never say to a waiter?

Granted but they speak in text bubbles that explode into balls of rotten egg smelling gas. I wish I had the attention span needed to write books. (I enjoy it ...

It's really an experience that is hard to really imagine unless you lived or saw it. They can talk about all the scary things, they can talk about the logic ...

Are you saying there are no more B-word, people born who's parents are not married, no more gay people to be called fa-word, no more people who suffer mental retardation? ...

No, the n-word and other slurs are not like other profanity. Slurs have historical context. It does matter who, in the past, used the words to hurt whom. Let me ...

Banned because I never heard of no shave November.

Anything at all, half the time you would be perceived as a threat just for walking too fast, war is very rude like that. What is something you should never ...

Banned for a distinct lack of facial hair.

The best way to enjoy the world is to laugh at it.

A Comic script titled Chains of Fate (WIP title, not sure if its eye catching enough to use) Also one called "Entertain Me"

When I describe the computer I built as a sexy machine to people who bother to look at the 4 foot tall monstrosity. When I was swapping theories with the ...

Some quick draws, yarg, I still failed at woman-ness. I think I am screwing up the jaw.

I am 1/3ed Cherokee, thanks to high cheek bones and deep eyes people used to think I was Asian because of my squinty eyes. (If that whole land bridge thing ...

"You're adopted" What is something you should never say to the lord of flies.

Forgive me, when I was younger I was made fun of and discouraged from details (the reasons why changed month by month, so I still don't know why.), and got ...