Zolen

you tried to battle a dog big enough to ride into battle.

You tried to get your neck as long as a giraffes

*points at your avatar* ha I win the game

8/10 a humanoid with long hair and the ability to eat things, yay

For not seeing the logic of my madness.

for not having laser eyes

I am bored of beards, now all will be spammed by banana

for owning human hair.

you died because I walked by, and my amazing is so powerful that the laser exploded, I then started tap dancing.

*99% of the planet is full of zombie obsessed nerds so only some guy in Iceland was infected, and he ate his own head*

Hm, I heard ruby was easy to learn but annoying to use. I plan to use this "A random fact about yourself" thread to ask deadman where he thinks the ...

Air! You breathed it! yay you continue to exist through working lungs!

no need for that, remember all aliens have stupid weaknesses that can be easily exploited despite the tech gap. *sneeze into a bucket of water that I splash on them ...

banned because you don't believe in me