Zolen

But m'dear Zolen, there are. Iceland on Neptune is famous for its death cats that spears you to death at the sleigh of my hand. But I'm in space. Repeatedly. ...

But m'dear Zolen, there are. Iceland on Neptune is famous for its death cats that spears you to death at the sleigh of my hand. But I'm in space. Repeatedly. ...

I have a mirror with +10 death glare reflection. So I am safe and won a magical death pony. Sadly the pony cannot stand the mirror and at my commandment ...

And now he sits on a dinner table as a platter of lamb kabobs. #NeverBeSurprised #ExpectTheUnexpected You fool, surprised sheep should never be cooked on a grill, it is all ...

And now he sits on a dinner table as a platter of lamb kabobs. #NeverBeSurprised #ExpectTheUnexpected You fool, surprised sheep should never be cooked on a grill, it is all ...

banned for lacking eyebrows

Well games are starting to dip into sci-fi, writing might as well

banned for not making a rap about being the king of ban hammers

I would have perfect vision if I had not been stabbed in the eye when I was little. It's still pretty near perfect despite that. TUBM likes the color orange

Here is a wonderful medical question: What does spinal fluid taste like?

unfortunately, "gangsta" style survived and half the population wears their pants hanging at their knees and trips all over the place.

Yes I am a he, and yes I have felt embarrassment before, in theory. TUBM has never battled the children of the nine stars of camel land.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains There's a land that's fair and bright Where the handouts grow on bushes And you sleep out ev'ry night Where the boxcars are all ...

nope, I do have french blood but its mingled by several other bloodlines that make up for 1/4th white? TUBM is not a canine companion.