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Banned for not creating jetpacks.

I had a interesting dream where I had a son (no idea who the theoretical mother is, this was a rather short dream, cutting off mid idea) who was two ...

Does mine?

Lies that British alchemist did not become a spy so he could drink more whiskey than the entirety of a Irish pub.

Q?

I'm being creative? No I am amusing myself, using a mixture of references, half off ideas, and lazy comments. As we are going the way of YWS I imagine the ...

your desk does not exist, its imaginary and made out of imaginary tissue paper

Hm, well I do have to pretend I have emotion at 5:385 PF

Human tears are expensive, they cost like twelve dollars to the gallon.

someone wins these?

Youtube was designed for the viewer, for them to find what they want quickly, this site is designed for the writer and reviewer, to help the help that they need ...

I stopped watching animal planet when it started explaining everything breeding habits in so much detailed 40% of the screen was a censor bar at all times.

male lions are too lazy to hunt, you are almost 3% safe.

dying is a horrible way to die, try bilingual sun tanning instead.