Willard

December 6th 7:34 AM You sit on life support, "get well" messages being posted on your wall by the second. A Christmas gift for the whole family. reminiscent of the ...

December 5th tagging @atsmai and @Pompadour for reasons don't worry don't worry don't worry don't worry don't worry don't worry i tell myself while trying to explain phenomenology to a ...

December 4th 4:46 PM i'll go out in the ice where praise stays on still feet, everything slips around it yet nothing's wrong. Time is falling behind me, but the ...

December 3rd 4:01 PM Nochebuena, good time to die, we sit on the bench and close our eyes to wish for something else, or for the sun to set, not ...

December 2nd 4:42 PM no need to hold up your frostbitten hands over cheap Christmas candles. soon they will melt, there will be a lukewarm puddle and you'll have no ...

this is going to be pretty weird December 1st 4:51 pm Drunk Santa Claus lets kids on his lap and screams in their faces about the deeper meaning of Hemingway. ...

Hey Johnny, you are a wonderful drawer on MSPaint, so I was wondering if I could see your interpretation of this beauty? Thanks!

Cry yourself to sleep over Freudian psychology and pop tarts. Every. Single. Night.

Failure

Frank redeems his Amazon gift card

@CaptainSaltWater a bit harsh there

The Color Purple by Alice Walker was very emotional. Didn't make me cry, but hit me in the feels.

The most peaceful thing I've watched was the death of Budd Dwyer. Sometimes the most shocking things are the most peaceful.

This first line is from The Stranger by Albert Camus Mother died today. It captures the whole book perfectly, plus it makes me laugh.

My name is Will. Skewed forms of cynicism and humor is my game, otherwise I would be lame.