Willard

I drink expired, chunky 2% milk

Best:My "originality". It's what makes my stories likeable, that and my description. Worst: A handful of grammar issues

" PUT THE GUN DOWN! " *Shoots* You didn't say please "Knock Knock" *Shoots* Who's there? " You got a hearing aide and most likely have seeing problems , you ...

My name is Willard and I'm willing to start a street race with a cop

This is me. I had to do a scientist report on any scientist. I picked Jack Kevorkian, the guy who did assisted suicides in Michigan. He was known as Dr.Death. ...

I woke up with constipation, a hankering for canned tuna, and a good Rebbeca Black song in my head

Hello. I am Strange. Is it really ok breaking the fourth wall in writing? Especially the way I did it in X?

Donkey Kong

I am a humorist/satirist. I love writing simply. Try my first article and try me out