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  • Lounge, The Re: Post Your Pic Here [9]

    the picture was larger than intended so i said large hatt and goddammit i have to post another picture so i'm not a hypocrite have another hat That's not a ...

    Jun 19, 2016
  • Lounge, The Re: Post Your Pic Here [9]

    have a large hatt You look more like a medium sized hatt.

    Jun 19, 2016
  • Lounge, The Re: Who is your YWS BFF?

    @strangelove bae Now it's @Strange . People change, I change.

    Jun 18, 2016
  • Serious Discussion and Debate Re: Do you eat meat? Why or why not?

    I am going to keep this short, but I eat meat because I'm too lazy to become a vegetarian/vegan.

    Jun 13, 2016
  • Fiction Discussion Re: Who Are The Authors/Poets You Despise?

    unrelated, but this is by far the saltiest thread I've ever seen and it's very ironic, knowing that YWS is a very friendly site let the rivers of salt overflow ...

    Jun 6, 2016
  • Fiction Discussion Re: Who Are The Authors/Poets You Despise?

    Despise? I believe you meant, wouldn't read the books even at the end of the world and regret every picking up their series anyways. Nope, I meant despise/dislike/any other synonym.

    Jun 3, 2016
  • Fiction Discussion Re: Who Are The Authors/Poets You Despise?

    I saw a post from earlier this month talking about favorite poets, and the poet Shane Koyczan was brought up. The creator of the post adores him, and I was ...

    Jun 2, 2016
  • Lounge, The Re: Review Spotlight for May 2016

    Huh.

    Jun 2, 2016
  • Lounge, The Re: I hate many things.

    I HATE GOATS

    May 14, 2016
  • Serious Discussion and Debate Re: Is debating people online a waste of time?

    Ehh, I like arguing debating, but when people plug their ears and go "la la la" then it's useless. Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also ...

    Apr 22, 2016
  • Randomosity Re: New feature: Train

    Tested it under a box. It lags a little bit, but it works well otherwise.

    Apr 13, 2016
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Toxic girls and gasoline

    7 I cracked open its skull with viciousness, quickness, and a baseball bat. Red and green confetti covers my dress shoes as it breaks through its isolation. "find a nicer ...

    Apr 8, 2016
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Toxic girls and gasoline

    6 YWS ate my poem yesterday, just realized now. Here it is. A mannequin with red lipstick smeared on its face sits in a modern art museum. The world is ...

    Apr 8, 2016
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Toxic girls and gasoline

    5 Every time teens "are teens", the genie from Aladdin echoes in the background. psst teenagers take off your clothes Every time I do something, it's met with dry laughter ...

    Apr 6, 2016
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Toxic girls and gasoline

    4 I said it was pathetic that you wanted to die as the future seemed bleak, but maybe you should just grow up. I said you need to grow up ...

    Apr 5, 2016


Teach a man to fish, he eats for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, you eat for a day. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.
— Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec)