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Female: Elise Natalya Diana Jess Chrissy Alexa Male: Marc Leon Erik Alexander That's all for now.

"That wasn't funny." ~ To my brother who attempted something... inappropriate. He's only eight years old, tsk tsk. Corrupted before reaching fourth grade. What is happening to this world?

Sorry but I just had to add this. Answers on science papers. "When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire." "H2O is hot water, and CO2 ...

Actual Newspaper Headlines Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins ...

Yes, they are all true. And so are the following. The local board of health closed down the Wing Wah Chinese restaurant in South Dennis, Mass., briefly in August for ...

This is all true. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS : July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS : Every year. ...

This looks very interesting... I'm putting something up. It called me male... I'm offended... And then, I put up two more pieces. It seems that whenever I write fiction, I'm ...

When I was really, really young. I'm not sure how old I was. I'm the one next to the girl in pink. Taken in school, three or four years ago. ...

Okay, this is long but worth it. Garden Grass Snakes, also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis), can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here’s why. A couple in Morro ...

Laskar pelangi, takkan terikat waktu Bebaskan mimpimu di angkasa Warnai bintang di jiwa It's from a song that's stuck in my head. It's called Laskar Pelangi. There's a book, and ...

Wrreaaagh!! Come to think of it, I'm not exactly sure where that came from. Sometimes, I feel the need to shout out something random like that or a Habbejudawallap. My ...

Frankly, I don't dislike Twilight, but the concept of the vampires in it. I mean, vampires are supposed to die in the sunlight! Not necessarily tun to ashes, but burn ...

Hm, the Silverwing Trilogy by Kenneth Oppel. Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer. And also the 39 Clues series. It was meant for children but I like it.

[s]Hm, whoever had the keys to their cages last. That would probably be the handler, unless the handler has left and entrusted the keys to a friend. The friend would ...

There's absolutely nothing wrong with that. You have your own impression to make on the world, and nobody can tell you if you're wrong. You are your own individual person ...