Ventomology

9. Irritation due to Sleep Deprivation To the idiot on floor four: Please do not cook at two in the morning. I know what you’re thinking. “Oh, I was just ...

8. Lonely The studio has its dimensions painted on the walls: neat, black serif numbers on a dirty beige. It is twenty-five feet wide . (seven-point-six meters), fifty-five feet long ...

Guess who definitely 100% used her laundry poem for April Madness.

Haha this is probably the most out-there poem I've written this month, so maybe a bit of a risk. But at least someone will get a kick out of it, ...

LAUNDRY POEMS FOR THE WIN. It's super cute. I feel like you could do more format-wise to set apart the pieces in parentheses? But like, up to you bro.

Hey hey you you! You can keep on pushing through! I'm excited to see what you write next!

7. Sunday Sonnet No. 1 The brainless toil of building leaves me free to dream about our latest rendezvous, to jitter in my seat with copious glee, and wish upon ...

6. Morbid Fascination Apparently, leaving your hand in curing plaster can give third degree burns. Curing is an exothermic reaction. Calcium sulfate mixes with water, and after dissolution, crystalize

5. Boring Door shuts with a click. I shuck off jeans, toss ‘em, and pull on shorts that make a little swip swip because athletic fabric be like that I ...

4. Righteous Fury Your teammate is a ray of sunshine and a buzzing bee. She flits between the tables of your team, checking in on progress, bending over drawings, eyes ...

Oooh these are kinda different from older poems of yours that I've read. It's a fun experiment though! btw, is your ankle okay?

I'm in!! If there's still spots??

3. Lying to your mother No, Mom. I’m doing quite well, Mom. I’m not tired, just busy, ‘cause class is a tizzy. I’m fine, Mom. I swear I’m alright, Mom. ...

2. Exhausted My legs are jell-o; I think they pass the jiggle test that I use to test cheesecake. My arms have weights tied on, strapped to my biceps, wrists, ...

Ooh I love the theme here where you're pushing the definition of poetry. Is that going to be running through the whole month or is it like the thing you're ...