Ventomology

14. Small Mercies The jobsite office restrooms remind me of Taiwan like the pipes overseas are sensitive sometimes people don’t even like to flush toilet paper down they just have ...

13. American Antelope In my November misery I trudged (drove) the empty obstacle twixt work and freedom but there you were proud atop the hill four cloven hooves solidly placed ...

12. A Sonnet for the Trimble X9 The laser scanner has no thoughts it merely finds a billion dots it measures, calculates, compares by magic stored in its softwares. Then ...

omg it was actually a little bit of a struggle to remind my brain to pronounce all those 'ough's differently. So fun!

11. Lazy Day Thank you @Liminality!! I read a lot of cowboy poetry in March... Hopefully by the end of the month I'll feel like I've gotten the hang of ...

10. A Cowboy Poem about my Trusty Steed I’ll never drive a big ol’ truck. I’ll never ride a horse. And god almighty knows I’ll never shell out for a ...

9. Starting to hit a wall I ought to drive with music off like cowboys did way back 'Cause then my brain might give me poems instead of diddly jack.

8. Cowardice It was never set in concrete We signed no contract I never stamped a drawing or shared a bootleg or even a sketch on a napkin like some ...

7. Dinner Tanka Fridge: nothing to eat Freezer: also has nothing (Both, in fact, are full) Perhaps I should drive somewhere No, I think that’s too much work Thaaaanks @Spearmint! ...

6. Monday Reset Re-reading to-do-list I wrote on Thursday squinting like an eye exam I've never seen these words

ok I have the morally bankrupt job of helping construct physical data centers, so the lingo behind "connecting" is basically my daily life, and I love how you took this ...

5. Cowboy Sonnet I heard there was a mythic place out west where cows outnumber people three-to-one, and all who lived there claimed it was the best, that no place ...

4. Sweet Things I miss tres leches from the bodega by my coworker’s apartment, where they make five flavors: strawberry, peach, chocolate, vanilla, espresso. The sponge is so fluffy it ...

Hiiiii! Omg I love to see iambic pentameter. Also I can totally see this being like sung as political song in this fantasy world. Are you going to flesh out ...

3.春天鼻水 Hear me read it aloud like I'm in first grade haha Transcribed: 每天我有太多鼻水。 如果春天死，我就會 去到外面看小鳥飛， 然後玩玩到我很累。 Pronuncia