Twit

Weird romance that gets stuck in the "Women's Fiction" in ASDA. The Turquoise Scarab. The Turquoise Spider.

one that was sad enough for me was Fool's Fate by Robin Hobb... I'll say. I walked around in a daze for ages after I'd read it. Some of the ...

Sounds like a terribly depressing autobiography of child abuse. It'll have a close up of a small girl's face on the cover, and some additional text about A trust betrayed... ...

My first thought was Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, then I realised it was the title of your panic attack story. It made me want to read it. Rohsair's Dreaming. ...

"No. Full stop. Cul-de-sac." ~The Raven "I'd rather not answer." ~Fal. "I half agree... sense is just as important. If you loose your senses, then life doesn't hold much." ~Kit ...

Blimey, all those comments on his page look like satirical reviews for bad fanfiction. "U so rock!!!!!! i luv u! u r AWESOME say hi to Saphira for me!! wen's ...

"My command, Samuel Garrison, is over about one hundred elves in the E.C. That's the airforce; E.C stands for Ebren-Chadyorä . That means Sky-Hunters in your tongue. I'm hoping for ...

"Politics. Whatever." ~The Raven "How boring can you get? Politics? Bunch of loonies with grey beards and attitude problems." ~Rohsair

"No one's ordinary. But Kit's un-fantastical. She's part of fanfiction that our author writes. And, Diego, you think you got problems with people trying to kill you? It's a heck ...

"I've been on the battlefield. I have my own command." ~Fal "I've seen it from a distance, and the aftermath up close." ~The Raven

"He said the b word! He said the b word!" ~The Raven "We're blank-blank loonies, thank you!" ~Rohsair

"I smell a cliche! Elven crackers? *rolls eyes* They weren't called lembas or cram, by any chance were they?" ~The Raven *hastily* "I'm sure they aren't, are they, unnamed elf ...

"Cookies! *grabs the whole plate of cookies and eats two before remembering that this is not polite behaviour* Oh, sorry, you want some?" *offers plate to logosgal's characters* ~Rohsair *rolls ...

"The human race is amazing and terrible; indomitable and flawed. And I'm only half-human. Or a quarter, I'm not sure. I think I'm a quarter human." ~The Raven "I am ...

"I don't have any!" ~Fal "Ahem...." ~The Raven "Oh alright, I suppose I don't like hearing critiscm." ~Fal "I can be annoying. I find it difficult to let grudges go."[/] ...