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"Ooh, you got the special edition of LOTR? Have you read the Silmarillion?" ~Clover "Another one who could be called a nerd." ~the Raven "And proud of it." ~Clover "If ...

What? Someone mentioned Paolini and Spielberg in the same sentence? Joking aside, I'm seriously shocked.

"I'm a witch? Which witch? Fal, am I a witch?" ~the Raven "Certainly not. Witches are evil." ~Fal. "I'm evil!" ~the Raven "Besides, they don't exist anymore." ~Fal. "Merlin wasn't ...

"An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind." "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong." "Howsoever you may repair it, a rift ...

"Part Danann! Now work that one out if you can." ~the Raven *eye roll* " Hai Mai ." ~Fal. *points a finger at Fal* "He's purebred Danann." ~the Raven "The ...

*to Marc* "'Cos you're yellow... and hard and soft when different and... I hate pasta!" ~the Raven *to Jake* "She's a half-breed." ~Fal. "And insane." ~Clover "An insane half-breed." ~Fal. ...

*the Raven screeches to a halt* "What, I'm like Marcaroni? How utterly devastating." "On the other hand..." ~Fal. *the Raven recovers and whirls a fire ribbon over her head* "You ...

"Me. Egotistical I know, but it's true." ~Rohsair "The fact that if I'm weird and mad enough, people leave me alone." ~the Raven "My Seeing." ~Fal. "I don't really have ...

"Woo hoo!" *the Raven runs around in circles, waving her arms about* "She doesn't like me, she doesn't like me, she doesn't like me! Da lowr !" "... Would it ...

Penny apiece thoughts... Ooh, shiny! Buy lunch with it. Who's got the penny? A group of people, and each one's got a penny apiece? What are they, soldiers? In a ...

"She can control her wind? So she can, like, fart at will?" ~the Raven *Clover blinks*

"You don't see him... but he's a man." ~Clover "No! A man? Really?" ~the Raven *eye roll* " Yes. " ~Clover "And there was me thinking Mr Dalliard was a ...

"Mr Dalliard!" ~Clover "What?" ~Kit "Are you Mr Dalliard?" ~Clover "I might be." ~Iolo

Jeez. More originality from the wonder boy author. Nurse, fetch the paddles. I think the patient's heart just stopped.

*the Raven pokes Vanessa* "You go pink when I poke you there!" *pokepokepoke* "Grow up." ~Kallik "Go see Nursie." *Clover steers the Raven towards Fal* "Don't look at me, I'm ...