Torpid

buy books, and cars, and a castle.... give some to family.... go swiming for like a month take over canada... build a wall on our sourthern border buy a kick*** ...

i spotted it right off the bat and was gunna tell you until you mentioned it yourself. Anyways, nice tat.

No, the russians are obsessed with war, I am simply playing their role. Now, how about that bar hopppin?

u r obssesed with alcohol

HOWS TAHT?

russians, un realizing WW4, BLOW EEEVVVEEERRRYYYOOONNNEEE UUUUPPP

Yes, let the vets of WWIII get toasted on maple syrup. lol, oh yeah

after months of solitude in the penguin fortress, the russians have had a revolution and offer to go bar hopping with the rest of the world... so yes the war ...

the russians planted the cupcake...

damn us eh? u say!? hahaha, i admit, we at russia do have some vodka left, but it is hidden in our secret penguin fortress with the rest of the ...

I NEED SLEEP, SO FOR NOW, RUSSIA RETREATS TO THEIR HIDDEN PENGUIN FORTRESS WHERE YARE INVUNERABLE TO ANY GOD MODING UNTIL TORPID REGAINS CONTROL OF THEM.......

RUSSIA LETS IMP DECIDE

WELL I TIHNK ALL OF THE WESTERN COUNTRIES ARE IN OR NEAR EUROPE MASSING FOR WAR AGAINST EVIL RUSSIA AND GERMANY. DUDE, WE BLEW UP CHINA AND LIKE ALL OF ...

I TAKE THIS BACK, RUSSIA BLOWS UP BOBO AND KEEPS ITS THREE DOLLARS. THEN IT IS ATTACKED BY CAPT. AMERICA...

OH NO SILLY CANADIAN GIRL, THE FIRST VIOLENT ACT RUSSIA COMMITED WAS WITHDRAWING SMIRNOFF AND VODKA FORM THE REST OF THE WORLD. YES, WE AT COMMUNIST INC. ARE MASTERMINDS, AND ...