Torpid

WELL I TIHNK ALL OF THE WESTERN COUNTRIES ARE IN OR NEAR EUROPE MASSING FOR WAR AGAINST EVIL RUSSIA AND GERMANY. DUDE, WE BLEW UP CHINA AND LIKE ALL OF ...

I TAKE THIS BACK, RUSSIA BLOWS UP BOBO AND KEEPS ITS THREE DOLLARS. THEN IT IS ATTACKED BY CAPT. AMERICA...

OH NO SILLY CANADIAN GIRL, THE FIRST VIOLENT ACT RUSSIA COMMITED WAS WITHDRAWING SMIRNOFF AND VODKA FORM THE REST OF THE WORLD. YES, WE AT COMMUNIST INC. ARE MASTERMINDS, AND ...

TEN DOLLARs?THE RUSSIANS WERE JUST FOR CONQUEST/.... *SOVIET SPY BLOWS UP, AT THE WRONG GATE INTO THE AIRPORT* *MILES AWAY, ASSISTANT DIRECTOR TO MOTHER RUSSIA CLEANS UP SPILT VODKA ALL ...

canada is like the safest place in the world, lol. right above the U.S., no real enemies. lucky people eh?

uhmm, i think Nate changed somethin *Soviet spy sneaks into western europe airport, where imp will land moments later* mwehehehehehe

the newly revised soviet union places there bets with the guy on the left. 6-8/10

The russians meet big setbacks as a storm rolls down from the ural mts. so w/ germany, they hang out for a while, unfortunatley giving the rest of the world ...

the japanese surrender, and the russians join forces with the germans and begin to advance into western europe

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Well they do, and they try to bomb san diego this time. but the hawain natnl guard uses their nukes and destroys the jets, poluting the pacific and creatng mutant ...

YES, OCEANIA IS NOW COVERED IN CHINESE FOOD HIP HIP _____

ALL THIS POLITICAL LINGO CONFUSES THE RUSSIANS, SO THE BLOW UP SOURTHERN ASIA

THATS JUST WHAT WE RUSSIANS WANT, KEEP IT UP YOU NEW MEMBER YOU I dont know how we got here but uh, me and Imp were playing out WWIII