TheDayBeforeTomorrow

A Villanelle by Oscar Wilde To be honest, I've never heard of a villanelle before, though I have heard of Dylan Thomas's famous Do not go gentle into the good ...

Why is the color yellow called yellow and not blue?

You know you're a writer when your mother's brain works somewhat like this: 'Typing rapidly late at night and not paying attention to anything else? I hope she shows me ...

I dunno where this came from, but oh well: Oatmeal and magicians just don't mix.

Funny.

When life gives you lemons, say you ordered a double espresso and sue life for a million bucks. (Hey, it happens in the US!) Success is extremely relative. To me, ...

Get out! I don't know you. :P Just kidding. It's less, thank goodness. I think it was just a phase. :P So there. Edit: I'm not over it yet. Not ...

I really don't know why I'm filling this with mindless chatter and gossip, but hey, who sees this anyway? :P Other than you, that is. And I'm not sure you ...

Shrez!!!! I probably shouldn't spam this with my useless chatter, but, oh well, who cares?! I've missed ya like hell! Not least because school is so damn boring without you, ...

Answer: Because I'll have to resort to karate if I don't, writing is my outlet, and I love it. :D

This is lame, but anyway: And then he left me alone.