Teddybear

"That makes you a shapeshifter," Greed said slowly, like they were talking to a child. "You're not the brightest crayon in the box, now are you?" They were starting to ...

Greed snorted a laugh and took a sip of their poison. "An undereducated shifter, I see." That narrowed it down. Most of the layers with magic had some understanding of ...

An assumption that might get him a bloody nose if voiced.

Gree would hate being referred to as 'human'

"Oh, so you're just dumb," Greed raised their cup and signaled for a refill, which was promptly delivered. "What layer are you from?"

There was also an obnoxious bard with a skeletal boy who, frankly, looked like he had been kidnapped. The accuracy

Greed was about to respond when someone appeared beside them. Literally appeared. Had they been paying attention, they might have noticed a warning sign that someone was going to pop ...

I love their reaction to Connery leaving. Basically just said, "Let him go, he'll drive us all insane" which, accurate.

A mous is a lovely little thing Also, Greed gets frustrated when people act nervous around them. They like to make people nervous but hate when they actually act nervous.

Greed huffed. "Are you two going to stop treating me like an active explosive at some point, or should I just go?"

"You think my name is interesting?" Greed was on the verge of laughter. These two...oh, Greed had been around the other demons for far too long. They'd nearly forgotten that ...

Oh for sure. Even when Connery is not at all involved and no one there has ever had the immense displeasure of meeting him, he must be somehow insulted. New ...

Yeah, I agree. Was fun while it lasted but I don’t believe it would ever have been finished.

The fact that people are thinking Connery is an elf is hilarious. Mostly because of how top-their insulted he would be to be referred to as such to his face. ...

"Greed," Greed said and downed the last of their drink. Not even a buzz. What was even the point of an interdimensional tavern if the strongest poison couldn't even fog ...