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The Urban Spaceman (The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band) What on earth is that?

Bitchin' in the Kitchen (Shock Treatment) Doctor who?

The Homeward Bounders by Diana Wynne Jones. Anyone else Diana Wynne Jones? She's awesome.

You know you're a nerd when you go on a canal holiday and come back with 14 LPs, most of which are German Om-Pa music

You know you're a nerd when you sent a letter to your optician asking about monocles. Ja. Dat's me.

Frau Shmitt knew Jeremiah Obediah Jackinory Jones was different from the other boys at school. She noticed it the very first time she laid eyes on him - there was ...

The food is always nicer on the other table Cry ----! And let slip the ---- ---- -- ---!

Me on the last day of school term. This is not my full outfit, I had a large German hat on too. I kinda got my face painted....

@BiscuitsBatchAvoy You is purty. Also you should have gone as a Biscuit...

I know tis Labyrinth... With Bowie as King Goblin. Just watched it right now. Is it just me or was that girl an arrogant spoiled ungrateful ignorant little **** at ...

Seriously @lostthought this is essential Bowie. I'm not even a big fan but...

I have many names. Online people call me Fiend/Fiendy (@Pompadour) Offline I am The Man With The Hat, or more commonly among my enemies Briefcase W****r. And to @ConverseFireGirl I ...

Quick questions... 1) In terms of copyright etc. will they still be intellectual property of the writer? 2) If I won, would it be fine for me to sing the ...

Let them go! Let them go! Can't smuggle baby salamanders anymore! You ----! I have been trained in your ---- ---- by count ----!