TakeThatYouFiend

Vernon was beginning to get used to having a cat. He had just found out that cats make good hot water bottles, because as he sketched out a large map ...

*pokes storybook*

Wake up!

Greetings my friend! Tell me, does magic realism extend only to traditional magic?

Vernon Stopped playing, and got of the stool. Cats too much attention. But although he was slightly annoyed he was glad of the company. He had always wanted a pet, ...

I would be grateful if you told people you think might like this about this. Particularly ones who have never storybooked before.

The music in question was the incidental music from Amelie*: and Vernon had been playing it for 20 minutes now. Vernon loved that music, and he had copied the film ...

Howzat?

"There is nothing better", Vernon thought, "than spending your time with sophisticated men." The four of them sat round a circular table, in the most home like house possible. They ...

Pick me pick me!

Show off.

The final question is easy; Make the main character witty. This makes him look sharp, which is good for a thief.

I'm making faces at the man in the moon (by the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band) What the hell are you doing with those peanuts?

Guten Tag.

@AlexSushiDog you assume correctly.