TakeThatYouFiend

-22. The king is back!

I just put a pith hat on my wishlist.

At the mo-Eat at Joe's-The folksmen.

That arkward moment when you make a dramatic entrance onto an empty room.

My dalek wore glasses. Don't be stupid. Daleks were monocles. Death by mashed potato poisoning.

And gard it with hippopotimi

Moo the 2nd.

-25

That awkward moment when you post half a comme

Blonde. Blue eyes. Small?

Poetry has no bounds, The limit's imagination. In that case there is no reason not to write a sentence and call it poetry. I have the last word.

-26

That awkward moment when eating long spaghetti in polite company.

You have messy black hair, and a grin like a Cheshire cat.

My poetry is not my own, Tis simply a quotation, Of captain beaky and his band, This is my explanation.