SunshineandCarnage

Try Erma Bombeck- Her books were written semiautobiographically and give a very funny and heartwarming look at suburban American family life in the 1960's-1980's through the eyes of a housewife. ...

You get Pinkie Pie :D *inserts Rainbow Dash*

But isn't anything that is purple automatically awesome??

Unfortunately, he comes to the conclusion that the horse is dead.

Banned because I want to be an angel too D:

A correctly written vampire is an elegant creature, with the curse of an eternal afterlife, and the blessing of ethereal beauty. A correctly written werewolf is a beautiful, noble beast ...

Ladies and gentlemen, everyone is different. Maybe you don't understand it, but be considerate. People have feelings that they can't control. How do I know? Because I've been there. I'm ...

Yes to all. I don't follow any religion of any kind, personally. But when one is alone and feels the need to confide in something/one you have god/guardian angel. It ...

Granted but they're so stale that they crumble! I wish I didn't have an eyelash in my eye right now (My eye is tearing up and tracking through my makeup ...

Fortunately, Amy Rose comes along and the she pursues Sonic,who decides to get the heck outta there, thus preventing Skye from hurting one or both of them

Was it purple??

I have sensitive eyes so.... *picks up my pencil*

Ladies..quit fighting. Vampires and Werewolves both, if written correctly, can be epic. Poor Miss Meyer.... so confused. Real vampires? Anne Rice got that covered for you! Louis and Lestat for ...

6/10. Nearly as sarcastic as mine :D

a strawberry toaster pastry yummmmmmmmm :D