StupidSoup

Morn The light was bright, too bright. Morn squinted as he opened the door to the barracks that were his home. Sleepy grunts of annoyance came from the depths of ...

Heyyyy, I wuth eatthin mai cany caneth. Why you gottha do that? *sticks a candy cane into r4's mouth* MEWWWY CWITHMASTH!!!!

*slobers candy cane loudly* fank yoo CooriosityCaet amm mewwy crwisas too oo too

can I post?

*trolls up to cat* that story would make the Koch brothers laugh *cackles maniaclly

Yet thou hath forgotten! The Power of WALKING! *slowly strolls through sprite*

Yeah, you dont have to become a Koch Brother

*slowly shakes eggnog from his hand* That was certainly SWEET wouldn't you say my dear Catch?

Physics my friend! Troll physics!

15253 gapes in shock as the effects of being trolled seep into the very marrow of his bones. Struggling to maintain his upbeat tone, Le troll replies, "Well, that is ...

*whips his head around dramatically* Did someone say chicken? *eats chicken and holds magnet in the other hand, all arrows hit the magnet* gg force equation

*Is refreshed by Zhias....I wanna say Avatar ripoff?* Ah, a nice gust of air, a brisk breeze, Now I feel like pressing this Giant......Red......Button *Clicks button and blows Zhia, Cat, ...

guh....errrgh.....wuz derea mouse? I-like mice *staggers to his feet drunkenly and swivels over to Catch* Hey u! you youyoyuoyuyouy- wa.....wats ur name gain? It was.....The! Yeah, The. Ya wanna catch

Um...what do I put here? I don't no what to put here....errr....I know! Smilies! :twisted: :? :D :) :mrgreen: :smt002 :smt001 :?: :!: :x :o any questions fire away!

*waltzes out of his cage* Care for four hundred dollars worth of Nicholas cage films dear Catch?