Squishy

i believe makeup is a primitive way us girls express ourselves, a habit that derives from the fact that girls who wear makeup get boyfriends and girls who don't wear ...

its about how immortal clones take over human kind and nuke the planet... jkjk... no treally, its a secret and is getting there. (will be in advanced critiques soon... come ...

that was funny. but i really hope my dad doesn't come and look at the history on my pc

oh god. i can't bring myself to do it. nate's ode to cheese has stolen my thunder

equestrian sport!

my mom's chicken sandwiches on homemade bread (made that day, or else a deal breaker) with avocadoes and freshly butchered chicken with garlic salt, lemon, and tomatoes and lettuce and ...

Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river ...

i say only Nate can participate if he can diagram his own sentance

asinine bored inane turtle with a love for babies

here's the deal. you have to take 2 words and make one new word out of them. i.e. monochromatic + rainbow = monochrombow. fun fun! and then try to use ...

so intensly ironic its crazy... because.... I just did this in science today. whoo hoo. and you wouldn't fall off, because i doubt you would even get out of the ...