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How many different languages? -- Sadie's father Who can't? -- Sadie Only a couple of words. -- the freak Do you believe in the supernatural?

Murder is when you kill someone normal. -- the freak. A common occurance. -- Sadie's father Can you obtain food easily?

that a slug?

Quick note or else my grammar neurons will go crazy. Don't worry about the active vs. passive. That's not your concern. What you will want to do is vary your ...

"Hey, I've been there too and I wrote this one really sucky story that tried to use the same thing." Except then you'd, you know, be calling their story sucky ...

When you knew Jessica Simpson as a real singer! :D And yay! I remember starting up my computer with a start-up floppy disk and then putting a new floppy disk ...

HAHAH! I actually ADDED a word! Usually, I forget verbs, and when I reread it, it's like, " WHAT? " *is proud* Yes... this should, LMAO. It's a happier version ...

YAY! CONGRATS, EL! :D

Hehe, I like it... Any idea how regular is this going to be? :) About as regular as sporadic can be. As sporadic as Geoffry the Rock? Maybe? *flails*

“I don’t know why,” she finally said. “Why do you say that?” “Because.” She was about to say more when she stopped, confused. A dull throb echoed in her head. ...

Those pigs must have been very very hungry. They are omnivorous, which means that they eat both meat and vegetation, though they prefer the latter. Rarely, will they hunt down ...

"Through the westsdie of this town." Should be "westside." The first stanza is boring... I think it's these lines: We account bottlecaps and soda taps, To make a ledger of ...

Wait... so what is this style like? An idea: instead of the queen coming in to see what's happening, which might make an awkward scene worse (and she should know ...

Yeah, exactly. It is important to focus on the whole instead of the part, so though line-by-line critiquing can be useful, if the poem is written strangely and needs to ...

Yay, parody. ;) Welcome to the site, Michael!