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Glad you liked it! And I edited your post slightly so it would fit. ;)

72. Is "common" the official language of your world? Nope, English is. Because we haven't createst any other language. *coughs* Urethian? And, coincidentally, that language was made when I smashed ...

Hahaha... it's sad. Boredom is a beautiful thing, no? :D Just be glad you don't get my myspace bulletins, LOL.

Okay! In Incan's critiques, you'll find a lot of references to navel gazing. So what is this? Well, technically, it's staring at your belly button. That's very technical. So what ...

XD Oh dear... sick humor!

1. Does nothing happen in the first fifty pages? Haha... haven't written the first fifty yet, but OMG. I hope it's interesting! 2. Is your main character a young farmhand ...

Eeny Meeny Miny Moe. Simple. But yeah... I usually write in past tense because I like traditionally told stories. I will venture out to do present tense if I want ...

You can tell stories to others. Or something. But if you don't want to write, then don't do it. :P

For FREAK: I'm not writing it now, but I'm in the publishing stages, I guess. Anyway, I listened to Matt Drudge talking about genetically mutated humans and the idea eventually ...

I made a picture book and continued making picture books until I was about ten or so. Then I started writing novels at eleven or twelve. I started seriously writing ...

Wow... you have totally made my day. This is one of the best thing I've read here in months. It's blunt, but pretty, and OMG. So awesome! So! There's a ...

Ahh.. interesting beginning! I don't know... I suppose I'm a sucker for those stories with sea creatures. That's why I like "Jaws" so much. A couple of things to think ...

Mmmm... like the idea. The crowd cheers and jeers Cheers and jeers is very... clichéd. Change it to something/anything else. Trapped here in these cords No escape From the strings ...

Mmmm... fresh meat. Skye Jeffory had to sit in the Melbrooke Mental Hospital waiting room for what could easily seem like an hour but, based on the constant glances up ...

Copy and paste: stupid humor but yet so funny, just like a rat mistaken from a bunny, the scratch and sniff sticker was invented by a geek, imagine all the ...