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Ahh... but Solomon is capitalized, no? ;) Hehehe... yes! Somebody got the Salome reference. Mwha.

with a single kiss... with a single kiss the temples topple and Solomon's head is served on a plate

Er... please never reveal your full name or location over the internet. It just isn't smart. *Thread locked*

*nibbles story* Er... first mechanics! Yep. So follow dialogue grammar because it IS your friend. Don't worry... I'll critique this a lot more thoroughly later. Still! Some quick suggestions: 1) ...

Too true. I thought Narnia was cool but MAN! His other works surpass Narnia easily.

And the moral of the story is BOOBIEZZZZZZZ!

J>> Glad you liked it! It's funny that you say it's abstract because it's based on something I actually saw. Kind of freaky, actually. O_o Rieda>> LOL! Oh no, this ...

Glad you liked it! ^_^ The girl, in my mind, is five or six years old. She may be older or younger, depending on what you perceived her to be, ...

"A Grief Observed" just rocks my world. Check out the beginning line: "No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear." Isn't that purely awesome? And WOW. I ...

A Pillar of Salt I remember. It is not by choice. If I could, I would delete the memory entirely, taking away the vivid details and replacing it with a ...

The first stanza seems like you're just separating the sentence... not too exciting. I like the second part though. :D

Guys, cool it or this will be locked.

Out of curiousity, do you actually know the history of ninjas in real-life society? Of course. You can find that out easily by going to

Er... is this supposed to be a story or a storybook?

My boyfriend. :P I knew it! I told him that I loved him and then he said, "I love Skye." Soooo... that's what's going on! :o