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First of all, if you want to have this appear on the front page, you must rate it! Then people will read the first lines and probably be sucked into ...

Failed experiment. :P Some of the mentors turned into junior moderators. But... your best bet is to become either a welcomer or instructor, if you so desire.

Well... if you feel horrible by not continuing it, you can revamp the plot. Or tell it in a different POV. Or change the style you're writing it in. Or ...

I'm sorry, but Nazis/facists aren't people. PSH! They're totally people. Unless... of course... they're freaks! Which means, they would have to belong in FREAK. SPEAKING OF WHICH! Claude is a ...

The second way! But Jack says it the first way. Hmmm...

This seemed to be one of your more honest poems, and it worked nicely. It was pretty and all that jazz. :) Use Cal's line breaks suggestion for the third ...

Hooray! :D

Killing them with kindness, no? :D

There's been a couple of questions on how to create realistic characters. Being a critiquer, I compiled a list of five things you can do to make your character sound ...

Say it. It's fun.

Hahaha, I posted it for you, actually, write me. ;) It has: tuna, mustard, tomatoes, lettuce, peppers, olives, red onions, provolone cheese, pickles, thousand island dressing, and bread. I think. ...

Um... you post stuff that they want to read?

It's called... San Franncisco in summertime. I think Mark Twain said that the coldest winter he ever had was a summer in San Francisco, lol. Anyway, it's a place where ...

Actually, I sort of like it as it is. If you added any more description to it, it would turn ridiculous. The "tell me" parts do get a little bit ...

Oh crap...this is a creepy poem. Like, super creepy. Wow. You get points for the creep factor this has. I don't know if this is intended to be creepy, but ...