Snoink

“No, I don’t need it,” I began to say, when I stopped. Hitler was sitting there, peddling hand lotion . XD

My dad suggested that I become a professional writer, because obviously they had a lot of openings for me. XD Actually, I think they're slightly spoiled. How many people do ...

And, just as a side note, I think other countries are in a different fix. With the United States, if you don't have a college degree of some sorts, you're ...

I am under word count. Two days ago I was way over word count, but school kicked my butt the last two days and I didn't write ANYTHING. So, now, ...

XD Yay! I am convincing a bunch of writers that math is fun!

I found this blog about revision, and it made me smile. :) And it really is true, in a way. Because stories should be killed every once and a while...

28,092 Yeah, I know. It's actually a rather lame number to end on, but I must sleep.

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GAAAAAHHHH!!! If my inner editor doesn't kill me, my inner procrastinator will!!! Then there's my general lack of direction, the fact that my MC doesn't have a real name, the ...

This is the suggested word count schedule thingamabobber for NovMo. :) NovMo Word Count Schedule Day : 1. 1,667 2. 3,334 3. 5,001 4. 6,668 5. 8,335 6. 10,002 7. ...

I quit. ... so I could cheer ya'll on! Dude! Don't quit! It doesn't have to make sense... it just has to have word count! :D

Because this is Nanowrimo, and the more names you can call a character, the more your word count goes up! For example, you could have Snoink do all the action, ...

7,943 and dare I jinx it and say that I may be suffering a mild case of writer's block. Meep. =X Quick! Do some "Fortunately/Unfortunately" things to get yourself out ...

Plot bunnies! PLOT BUNNIES! They are hopping in my head. And yes... the next scene is going to involve an obscene amount of cupcakes! Should they be chocolate though? Hmm...

*noices Snoink's novel is on the web* ... you totally cheated. You're just jealous. ;)