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Bow is to present as pen is to paper.

Uh... no. What is it about?

I wish I was dead The word "was" should be "were" actually. *does grammar tweak* Also, there's no punctuation except for the last line. Is this poetic effect or you ...

Is your publisher PublishAmerica? Because they suck and you should avoid them at all costs.

Um... don't download that. That's if you want to add it to your own website.

As far as I know, it's still in effect. :)

30 Rock is my guilty pleasure. You should watch it too. ^^

Are you sure that's him and not just someone who looks a lot like him? Ya know, I'm absolutely sure it is him. Few people know this, but Obama used ...

Tree is to leaf as ear is to pig.

All right. XD

I split FREAK in three parts. All parts are completely different from each other, so it's a neat way to say, "BAM! YOU MUST STOP TEMPORARILY!" Because usually, the parts ...

That's terrible. :?

I critiqued your poem on [s]youtube[/s] revver! That is, I read it out loud so you could see how it sounded like in my head. Hopefully, it'll help. :) And ...

Lol! You need to write stories, lol. What sort of things do you like reading?

That's right! If you answer a really short five question quiz where you don't have to give out ANY personal information, Purina will donate a dollar for breast cancer research. ...