Snoink

Well, this piece certainly screams out car crash. The first part starts intriguing... yes, the narrator is a pompous, self-centered asshole, but he's at least interesting about it and he ...

Haha, I'm glad you like it! :D If you need any assistance, just bug me. I'll be glad to help. :D

Hehhee... oh dear. This sounds like a candy commercial gone awry. I don't think the baby is actually a baby... maybe a Sugar Baby, just because of the sticky coat. ...

Hello walawala and welcome to YWS! I'm Snoink and I am to be your critiquer today, which basically means that I get to give you advice on how to improve ...

To be fair, it does seem to have the same sort of idea as Robert Frost's poem did... :P Departmental by Robert Frost - 1936 An ant on the tablecloth ...

Oy, do you remember be? Because I think I saw you, but I'm not sure I did and everything. XD I was Snoink there, and I hear I was extremely ...

XD Another writer did that too... the guy who did Calvin and Hobbes had the noodle incident, but we didn't know what it was because Calvin always (very quickly) changed ...

I figured I would review this and get points and stuff. BECAUSE POINTS ARE AWESOME. Anyway, so this is probably me being a grouchy adult, but I didn't really care ...

Once upon a time, there was a bunny rabbit. His name was Floppy Ears. He was white and extra cuddly and extra cute. One day, he was hopping around, but ...

You can do my homework then! 1) (20 points) In liquid-liquid extraction, the solution which is to be extracted is called the feed (R1) and the liquid with which the ...

He had killed six people in cold blood. Every child in the town knew the story of Jesse Princeton well. The lone survivor of the massacre had turned the vile ...

Hehe, I'll probably call you up and rant about how awesome this is (and it is pretty awesome in five trillion different ways) but in the meantime, here is a ...

I trimmed 106 words from it. Add to where it seems lacking: **** Silence blanketed our Knossos palace in a dreamy haze. "Seven young men," my husband, Minos, said from ...

The person I really hate the most Has gotta be the internet personality known as Toast! So thus, this poem will be a scathing roast About hatred spreading from coast ...

*raises glass* Cheers!