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5-10 minutes, generally. Unless it's for school, and then I'll generally take longer.

Well! This was interesting! Definitely not a college application... it would get rejected by most schools (translation: DON'T SEND IT IN), but it was certainly interesting as far as literature ...

I have no idea how to do accents so... um... youtube!

Write TONS of plot twists in a typical cliched story. So, for example, a quiet fantasy quest? Ha! Then, just add twist after twist after twist! Don't outline what you're ...

I present to you... this video! SO CUTE, OMG. Plus, snow + pandas? How much more awesome can you get?! And welcome! If you need any help, feel free to ...

Haha, this was five types of awesome! Loved the flow, the rhyming was awesome, and the idea was stellar. So, basically, awesome work! If you want to make this poem ...

Haha! I love it! :D One thing that I would kind of like... what kind of person is he? I'm guessing he is a musician snob... because hey! Musician snobs ...

I already deleted it for you, actually. Next time, you can PM a mod and we'll get rid of it for you! :D

Hi J.R.S.! Yes, it's sappy, but who doesn't love a sappy poem? Look at this: Forever and Always, what does it mean to me? It means just that, that I ...

Should I be talking about love? I have heard that I am supposed

Wounded, probably. But hey! Australia is awesome too! Just a bit strange! And football is an American craze, lol. It's not just me... it's the nation. We're so awesome that ...

Teehee! The different aspects of this story are strange to me, being an American. I forgot that arranged marriages still happened... and the idea that the chief's son would marry ...

Ooers! A question... are you evoking Dreamtime stories? Because I was totally thinking that as I read this, due to your imagery of the rainbow snake. Mind you, I would ...

The first one is waaaaay cooler than the second one because it has more personality in it. Mind you, towards the end of it, it kind of felt like a ...

PFFT. We overthrew you once -- don't make us overthrow you again! :D Plus, we totally came up with the first dictionary... which means we standardized it first. The Brits, ...