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Ooo... I love these poems! My favorite is the first one (very clever, made me smile) but the second one is cool too. But the first one... awesomeness.

I do some sarcasm (even though it's the lowest from of wit) Oh no, my dear, you are quite mistaken. Sarcasm is hardly the lowest form of wit. Nor is ...

Okay... see them here: And cartoonish! ^_^ With... blue eyes! Or something.

10/10 LOL!

LOL! How lucky! Some of my characters can't STOP talking about themselves, but others... gah. For one character, I had to get him absolutely drunk before he would tell me ...

YOU'RE AN ARTIST! HA! Um... A GOOD ARTIST! :P

Oh, it does! It's really really neat. Look up beta decay in the search engine and see what you get. :)

The ratio of carbon-14 in living organisms is 1 : 1.35x10^-12 (really small number) The ratio of Carbon-14 in dead organisms is even less, depending how old the organism is. ...

Fun stuff! Fun stuff! You compare with what would be the normal ratio, if the thing was just living, to the ratio of the thing when it's dead. The less ...

OMGAZ!!! I mEaN lIkE ToTaLlTy! this is like.. teh place wh3r3 it's just like...gOiNg On! and i am like... the most aMaZiNg PlAce eva! YWS 4EVA! Er... yeah. Welcome.

bricks!

It's not a portion. Forgive me... I'm not explaining myself! At a subatomic level, it decays. It's kind of hard to explain, and I would have to get into quantum ...

Hehee... no, I think it's a fair question. It raises awareness about our president, if anything, and makes people interested. If she went on a rant about how Americans were ...

Okay! You see, first of all our atmosphere is made primarily of nitrogen, which has seven protons and seven neutrons in its innershell. When the rays of the sun hit ...

Setting as the sun? Are you saying that my beauty's nearly gone? B-SLAP! Neither are cool, but I would rather have my boyfriend say C, because it would make me ...