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Goodness, Snoink. Remind me to not post my poetry, then :P Random-ish, but funny. not must to rip apart, though :whistle: but..st-st- staplers? she knows not what she says! Wha? ...

What if you already are one of the most hated people on YWS? Then... more ammo for you! :D

(OOC: Oops... okay, I'll get to it.) *Muncy* It was the dead of night when it happened. I had been planning it for a week. It had to be done ...

Of course the dictionary counts! It's an English book, ain't it? The dictionary has my vote. :) Ah... if only the bible were originally in English!

*Muncy* It first started when there was a chicken farm nearby. I, being hungry, decided to go catch the chickens and then systematically eat them one by one. This, I ...

I made a poem about spam! Yeah... Um... how are you?

Where does the inspiration come from? XD Staplers. Oh yeah... that was funny. Me: "I think I accidentally stapled myself." Grif: "WHAT?!" He looks at me immediately with a look ...

Underwater pigs = cool. However... the middle section you had didn't really help, and because it seemed so random, the last part didn't fit at all. But the beginning was ...

“Okay, you can open your eyes now!” He grins and jumps to his feet, squinting. After a few minutes of careful review, he nods slowly and says, “Jane, you’re a ...

The knife feels so good in my hands. I feel it up and down, letting my fingers touch the sharp blade. Blood trickles off of it. I stare at it ...

Yes, thank you very much. :)

I liked this! Then again, it is rather simplistic, and I do love simplistic things so... Yeah. I, like Incan, knew what you meant when you split apart "apart" but ...

:( I thought this was going to be happy, dammit! Anyway, it's good. I like it better than many of your poetry, mostly because the style is a little bit ...

With news, that may be the case, but stories would hardly be considered news since generally, stories are repeated over and over again. :P

Also, if it was a head wound, any type of bleeding is considered to be unhealthy. I knew a woman who once tripped on the floor, thought nothing of it, ...