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I like ice cream... with pickles. Are you pregnant?

As you take you very first step. Aw... how cute. But... it should be "As you take your very first step." Notice the your... They have no mercy for the ...

^ JESUS WAS GOTHER THAN YOU

It's Jesus'. I know... you're supposed to put an s after every singular possesive subject, but for the case of ancient godly dudes, the s is omitted. Trust me on ...

Ah... a story with some resemblence to a plot... what a relief. The narrator: The narrator is confused. Her life has just been turned upside down. Her dad's moving away ...

Ah, little Sammus! Don't you know? This is very good for your age...

Secondly, short stories dont usually have plots, they're not really necessary. *coughs* Whatever you say...

Yes, but I hadn't a clue who you were. And I was going through my older stories, and I saw that Haze commented and it just drove me crazy! Usually, ...

My Love, We lost.

And Nate looked this over... psh!

First of all, what speech?

Anyway, sometimes I look at an avatar and think, "Oh, new person." But it's really an old person with a new avatar... Bah. I do that all the time! If ...

!!! Nice smile, and I LOVE your fingers!

My Love, I am in no doubt that you are aware of the circumstances surrounding this delicate matter, but I am afraid that the rumors involved are deceiving and manipulative ...

Because then people would assume that our last names are YWS! That would be bad...