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His next sequel will be "Due South-North...WTF???? DID I JUST GET LOST???"

Whatever source I used to learn how to draw breasts must have done them large, because I can't seem to get them right at a normal size. I'm trying, though, ...

You killed my pig and my website! *cries*

^ 8/10 - 2/5 for bad grammar. So... 4/10 *hint*haven't*hint*

Then a gryphon landed on his bedpost.

^ Is trying not to fail Spanish.

This is written in the style of the 1800s. Think Mark Twain and Voltaire. It's a subtle form of humor, told in a bland, dry way, which is sometimes so ...

I remember, one time I kneaded some biscuits too much, and they were the hardest things around. It sucked. I had to eat them too -- child abuse! I'm not ...

Okay! ^___^ I'll probably add more to this list (this list, if you're wondering, came from the topic "Different Ways of Saying Said") and then explain them. For now, I'll ...

It has happened. What I'm wondering is why would he would feel attached to her? And is it just me, or does the title remind me of "Dear Prudence" by ...

For a title, I would suggest "Senses Revoked." Why? Because it sounds friggin' awesome.

This is as serious as my left elbow. The message of my poem? Jump on a llama and start yodeling songs from the dictionary.

Well, you see, Shadow Knight read my other poem (about Autumn Leaves) and he said my poetry was too happy. So I wrote a poem that was about death and ...

Bobo requested this. :) The question? Can you clarify when writers should use another word besides said? Gladly! First of all, what you should look for is when you want ...

6/10 Um... really random.