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Haikus are 5, 7, 5 - not 5, 11, 5. Otherwise, the memories are coming back... I hate soggy rice crispies. >

I nodded quickly and then stopped. Wait... this meant I got to be Qi's right-hand pig in his efforts to take over the world... COOL!

You guys/gals should really get your minds out of the gutter. Seriously. Except for Bobo. He really needs to get it in there, lol.

Sorry dear, I'm the eternal member of the (fill in the blank).

ZZAP as most hated!

Zelithon! You can't be nice! Your heart just can't handle that! PARAMEDICS!

When your head starts to spin And your mind gently bends And you want to be obsessed Without all that mess And your teeth yearn to ache With the sweetness ...

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away and whimpers* I mean... um... German shepherds rock!

I would probably find myself so sexy, that I would try to masturbate... But, of course, that attempt would probably fail, so then I'll probably wake up in a hospital. ...

I'm not sure what to do... compliment you on the work or for attempting the work in the first place. Sonnets elude me. Um... good job!

Never let a pig dance. I did try to dance... honest. But when he cranked up the disco music, I couldn't help myself. I started slipping all over the place... ...

Ha, nice surprise. ;) I would go with "raspberry red." In fact, that's how I read it at first. My only other comment is that you really need to spellcheck ...

I like the last two lines. Otherwise... um... yeah. I think the problem is you're trying too hard to rhyme, but you're forgeting about metering. Remember: metering is more important ...

I have to agree with Natyr here... the first part of the poem is really strong, but as soon as you delve into a different subject, it loses its strength. ...

AS I watch they transform into knives. Is the first word supposed to be capitalized? Other than that, very interesting. Usually I don't like anything with slashed wrists, but this ...