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My hat is from Hawaii. It has a picture of a fish and says "Humuhumunukunukuapua'a." Try saying that three times fast! The first picture was from Maui. Maui was GORGEOUS. ...

Grif got a pig on his head because I'm a big meanie! :D And that pig is awesome, Crysi. Actually... Grif isn't left handed. I think he crosses him arm. ...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ He likes to sing random songs... like THIS! *whistles a tune* No wait... like this! *whistles another tune* Wait... yo

Um... yeah. This is just a really lame excuse so I can see pigs. :) I met this wild boar a while back. Isn't he cute? He weighs a lot, ...

PHOTO HOG COMING THROUGH! *cackles*

Glasses can help immensely... so can a thorough knowledge of typing. Boni_Bee can tell you how I can unwittingly write absolute nonsense... and I'm supposed to be good! 1) Use ...

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Wow, chill! ^ 5/10 because Stewie should never be in a strait jacket! Everybody knows he's sane, right? RIGHT???????

Personally, if I was Belle, I rather hug a tree then be within a 5 inch radius of Gaston. And I never thought he was actually 'good-looking.' I swear that ...

This is based on one I just read on Fiction Press (the third line is verbatim) - The kingdom of Fishpond was a beautiful place. With tall towers reaching towards ...

I know! Name your bird "Disturbed!"

Oh, come on! Incan is right. You know we want to see her head explode! *waiting for version 3*

I thought that goatee was pubic hair at first...

Eh... the second part is interesting, but seeing as it is in third person and it centers on another character, it doesn't fit. Usually, if you begin to use another ...

Fanfiction is, technically, allowed, so you probably can post your stuff here.