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I missed ya. ;)

I think my brain just died, Though I thought it would go with a pop. Or maybe a huge explosion That would rock the entire Earth! Earthquakes would start Followed ...

I don't know... Compared to Sylvia Plath's Daddy (warning: the poem has strong language) this poem doesn't really seem too strong. You rely too much on clichés (i.e.: "Anger rages ...

The opening isn't quite that strong. The postal workers know you by name, And the seat-stealers at church cringe at the sight of you. The seat-stealers line just sounds too ...

...oooh... I want to fence. Anyway, I'm part of the organization which is planning to defeat Big Brother and Oceania, so if you want to rebel... Nah, just kidding. Welcome!

My grandfather, an English teacher, thought this was the best opening line ever: "I like knives." Now, upon a quick reading, this is a very simple sentence. It has three ...

There's lots of good hints under the topic: Organization and Outlines.

Oops, lol. Yes, I mean dashes. ;)

Hehee... *rubs hairy legs* So soft... so smooth... But wouldn't "chemicals in hair" count as shampoo? :?

Yay!

*tries to dance, but lands on head*

Hahah! That was one of my first thoughts! ... but my sister was using the computer at the time soOo...

DUDE! WHERE'S MY CAR??? Oh wait... I can't even drive. D'oh!

Teenagers these days...

...I don't envy you at all. ;) Being an admin is just as good as being a diplomat, which would drive me crazy, lol. Instead, I get to be a ...