Sharty

He didn't like sharks!

I happen to be friends with Oscar Wilde.

Dearest Peers: It is with great sorrow that I take my departure. Now, I know that I have been quite an inspiration, but I must ask that no tears are ...

Yes, my life has been interesting. Story-teller? I'm no story-teller, merely a muse--a poet. Town square? It happens to be a nonagon!

Mighty Chopsticks In the hand Of The Supreme Spider Warrior Send chills down spider arms But not their legs And then they swim away But not fast enough For None ...

Tell me one poem you've read that could possibly be better than this? Oh, you mislead masses! What kind of life have you led not to recognize splendor when it's ...

Don’t you tell me what channel Shark Week is on! Don't forget who I am--the shark expert! i think I know what channel Shark Week is shown on. It's definitely ...

Nothing can rival my first piece of magnificence, but this comes close. I like sharks I like sharks And money And money I'm so rich I own a shark Someday ...

Writingluver5: Not only am I the best poet on the site, but I'm the best in the world, and have been for 7,000 years. Reas E'lil: Disturbing? Yes, I often ...

Niamh, that's disgusting. I never dream.

Flawlessness can't improve, and that is what I've achieved.

Hello, salutations. Greetings, dear friends and comrades. My name is Sharty Fitzgibbon. I hail from Paris, Texas, and have lived there for the past 7,000 years. And that's the truth. ...

I'm so glad ya'll liked this. I worked really, really, really hard on it. I think it's the best thing I've ever written, and I couldn't justify taking the "Do ...

This is a fun story. I liked the symbolism involved.

This is my first piece posted here, so I'm nervous to post this. But, here it goes: Romance Bubble bath Pink bubbles Blue soap Light a candle Shine a rose ...