Sharty

Well Imp, one can hardly crit brilliance... For once you speak in truth. As for the fact you say I have a lot to learn? It is you, in fact, ...

Not bad? Really quite perfect, I think.

Sarcastic? The only thing sarcastic about my work is in the fact that no reproduction can reach its glory, and it makes a mockery of all attempts to do so. ...

Omelets are strictly breakfast food. I thought I should let you know, there could be no encore because there is simply not enough brilliance in the world, which includes my ...

I knew Robert Burns--it was quite a while back, and I was one of his major inspirations. To say that anyone here would not envy that? Now, Griffinkeeper, I believe ...

A great thank you to those who have understood the great beauty of this piece. To those who do not apply to the preceding statement: Jealousy is firstly unnacceptable, and ...

Here is one of my oldest works of genius. I did not post it previously because I wanted to make sure such talent could be properly appreciated here. Well, I ...

I'd offer my help, but you clearly don't need it. A sure thing, that is. But if anyone is ever in wanting of my help, I will gladly oblidge. You ...

I know.

[Sharty, your work is the] best . . . work I've seen to date, in my opinion. Why thank you, dear Mr. Guinness, I must agree!

I wrote this little piece for myself. I deem it rather appropriate for today, as I am celebrating my 701 year in Paris, Texas. Sharty, gleaming Sharty Pride of the ...

A rather meager response, I dare say, to someone of such importance. I take offense!

By the way, I dedicate this little piece to all of you: Many tears were shed When Sharty the Great Departed No dry eyes to be found On YWS when ...

Cherished Chums: It is with great enthusiasm and positive onward glances toward what the future holds that I announce my return. I must admit, I was at first hesitant to ...

Perhaps saying he and I are friends is a falsehood, for in truth, I thought he was rather cocky. And he did better than I in college! He cheated!