Shady

Almost as good as his mafia voicemail quote :’)

Shh just let it happen

Woot woot

If you have to ask, “Is this goat?”, it probably is.

I used to have a cat named fish because my 3-year-old logic was that cats like fish so if I said the word fish the cat would come to me. ...

*jumps squarely into the path of the food and eats it* “mmmmmm salmon my favvveeeee”

Bold of you to assume you’re my imaginary sister.

Education is knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard; be evil.

Insane amount of activity and awesomeness

Pawn

Chug a lug

(Oh shit haha we got so much happening) (You really out here gonna make Anneke miss the ceremony) (Also I swear to god if you kill her off and leave ...

Wow page 32 already. Crazy.

“Imagine getting two sisters on the same day,” Ky laughed. (Anneke gets so stressed about Ky getting attacked by the assassins that she just spontaneously goes into labor hahaha)

“He is,” Ky agreed. “And then we’ll throw the new little Loquitur into the mix, too.”